Warm and Fuzzy

Warm and fuzzy monkey
We watch him dance and frolic
Banana friendship

- by Sweet Potato

Monkey Groovin'

Dancing with my friends
Jammin' to banana tunes
Was that a mushroom?

- by Bazzoo

Dreamtime

Alien Dreamtime
Walking through your walls at night
For anal probing

- by SquidBoy

Galactic Probe

Probing as passtime
Is this a dream? That's my ass!
Higher intellect?

- by SquidBoy

Body Buzz

Floating ecstacy
Over my skin and through me
Man, I gotta pee

- by Bazzoo

Catnip

Happy cat flopping
Pet me, pet me, what was that?
Catnip is my friend

- by Zelda the Cat

Tribal Beats

Tribal monkey man
Glowing hands, liquid pupils
Future monkey groove

- by Bazzoo

Alien Love I

They took me again
Shiny, metal, all those probes
I hope they come back!

- by Sago Pudding

Monkey Love I

A prehensile tail
Swing! Swing through the trees monkey!
Eating bugs of friends

- by Sago Pudding

Elf Love I

Mischievious fun!
Hands off my lucky mushrooms!
Frolic in the woods

- by Sago Pudding

Monkey Love V

Monkey, Monkey, Monk
EY, banana, banana
eek, eek, eek, eek, eek!

- by Sago Pudding
(Ed Note: this is a delightfully technical haiku)

Alien Love II

Alf was one of us
Mork was one of us also
Just think about it.

- by Sago Pudding

Web Safe

Looking for content
Passing time with weird haikus
I need a day job

- by SquidBoy

Gaman-shite

- by Monty

Hedgehog Sunrise

- by Aether